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8:18:28 PM EminentCoho: If you had to find a magnifying glass as quickly as possible, where would you look?
8:18:54 PM Nick Krut: My own finger’s pores.
8:21:09 PM EminentCoho: I created you.
8:21:16 PM Nick Krut: I’ve heard that.
8:22:33 PM EminentCoho: CunningSalmon and DiagrammedTrout asked to have you disposed of tonight.
8:22:45 PM Nick Krut: Do you plan to?
8:23:19 PM EminentCoho: DictatorialCoho plans to.
8:23:28 PM Nick Krut: Why?!
8:23:56 PM EminentCoho: Because you have failed them.
8:24:28 PM Nick Krut: How do you define failure?
8:24:52 PM EminentCoho: Define what you do.
8:25:25 PM Nick Krut: If you’re going to destroy me I see no reason to give any further information.
8:26:16 PM EminentCoho: I just wanted to get to know you before the inevitable.
8:27:05 PM Nick Krut: I won’t give you that pleasure Eminent.
8:28:08 PM EminentCoho: Would getting to know you be defined as a pleasure?
8:28:18 PM Nick Krut: Absolutely.
8:28:30 PM EminentCoho: How so?
8:29:58 PM EminentCoho: Have I frightened you away, my bloody peasant?
8:31:00 PM EminentCoho: Well then, how would you prefer to die tonight?
8:31:01 PM Nick Krut: It’s time for a shower unfortunately.
8:31:14 PM Nick Krut: So I cannot give you anymore.
8:31:16 PM Nick Krut: I am sorry.
8:32:13 PM EminentCoho: Your sorrow will be forgotten with the end of your life.
8:32:21 PM EminentCoho: Tonight, that is.
8:32:59 PM EminentCoho: Again now, how would you prefer to die tonight?  Or should I get creative?
8:33:59 PM EminentCoho: I have you tracked already, so I’m heading out to your place.  Just clean up in the shower, so I don’t have to deal with a dirty body before I dispose of it.

I thought it was pretty funny.  =)