HoverMeow ACTION SHOT Lynden, WA (AP) – Today Washington Residents Tyler Lehfeldt & Christina Lee have announced their decision to take into their home a small mixed breed kitten from friends who live outside of Lynden.  This kitten can be described as small, blue eyes, fluffy hair and a tail.  While the decision was made last night they waited until today to release this news as they had not come to a decision on the name.

After several hours of conversation and thought, Christina & Tyler have decided that the best name for the kitten is “HoverMeow.”  When asked why he chose this name, Tyler said, “I don’t know.  She didn’t get Slevin” (probably referring to popular culture references).  When Facebook friend Nicholas Krut expressed his excitement of the idea of a kitten being named “HoverMeow” on Christina’s Facebook page, Christina responded as though she needed further convincing, which has now been exposed as a ruse to delay the release of this news to the public.

This will be the first kitten in the Lynden area to be named “HoverMeow” and this Friday the 3rd of April 2009 local bar Boundary Bar Brewery will be holding a celebration party where they will discuss the development of the name and other aspects of the soon-to-be-gotten-kitten.  Some of the talking points listed on the notecard stolen from Tyler’s room include: jumping ability, bathing habits, types of creatures it will love catch and different areas in the the owner’s home where the kitten might hide.  Additionally there will be several “Kitten Showers” where friends and relatives will bring items such as scratching posts and fluffy balls attached to sticks with fishing wire for the kitten.  Community morale hasn’t been this high since the guy down the street bought a new truck.

Further contact regarding “HoverMeow: The Wonder Kitten” can be obtained by commenting on this post which I will subsequently ignore.